A song about vegans. They can be very obnoxious and annoying, so I wrote a song about it. Lyrics: [Verse] A vegan can never, be trusted. Every time you eat meat, you are busted. They'll hunt you down, like an angry snake Every time, you roast! a juicy steak [Verse] Vegans can not be trusted. They don't want meat, only PLANT adjusted Meat is what I live and die for. But they'll come, and Beat me more and more. [Chorus] Vegans are hard to be around They should be placed, where no one can be found They spread like wildfire, like a marching band, Untill! we all eat cabbage, and do what they demand [Bridge] Shouldn’t we unite, and say to their face? We will not accept the world to be a meat free place. [Verse] Never trust a vegan person Believe me, they will be a burden They’ll feed you with lentils, salads and beans, I just roll my , eyes (and say), "GO! away! you drama queens". [Chorus] Vegans are hard to be around They should be placed, where no one can be found They spread like wildfire, like a marching band, Untill! we all eat cabbage, and do what they demand! [Outro] Shouldn’t we unite, and say to their face? We will not accept the world to be a meat free place. Let us blow them to outer space! Then they will be gone without a trace!