A song about what I think of cheese. I thought it would be funny to make it a live version with audience. Lyrics: [Spoken Word] Hi and welcome to the theater this evening I see that a lot of lovely people already have arrived! [Applause] [crowd yelling] We are going to have a pleasant time together. We are gonna sing for you You can sing along if you want. [Instrumental] [Spoken Word] We have a very important message for you. Please listen carefully! [Verse] I live my life completely free from cheese! It smells like it has a disease. Nobody can like that at all I'd rather hit my head against the wall [Verse] My friend brought cheese to the feast, I swear it crawled like a beast; They melt it on pizza as a slimy crust!, I sprint for the door in disgust! [Chorus] No cheese for me, keep it away, Not today, tomorrow or any other day. I don't care if, it is morning or noon You can send all the cheese, to the moon! [guitar solo] [Verse] They grind a cheddar with a grater, All over my spaghetti, what a traitor; That white-ish snow spoils the dish, It smells worse than a rotten fish! [Verse] When I order a burger with no cheese I might as well, have spoken Chinese. When the waiter arrives to my place The cheese stares right up, in my face [Chorus] No cheese for me, keep it away, Not today, tomorrow or any other day. I don't care if, it is morning or noon You can send all the cheese, to the moon! I don't care if, it is morning or noon You can send all the cheese, to the moon! [Speak, spoken word] Thank you Thank you for not eating cheese